Unleashing Bold Satire to Defend Free Speech
Meet the soulless, hellbound characters that are major players in the cringeworthy TrumptyVerse.
Kash “Keystone Cop” Patel
Chief Doofus, Guardians of Pedophiles
Just like the original comedy group, Keystone Kash has resurrected historic levels of incompetence and buffoonery, much to our chagrin. He makes banana peel slipping look like comedic genius.
Pam “Pedo Protector” Bondi
Lead Envoy, Guardians of Pedophiles
When justice needs a makeover, she’s on call with a fresh coat of denial. She doesn’t chase pedophiles or other criminals, she chases camera angles.
Mike “The Rat” Johnson
Squeaker of the House & Pedo Guardian
Preaches purity, but evades anything that would hold pedophiles accountable. Frequently quotes scripture, but always avoids the parts about being deceitful and worshipping false prophets.
JD “The Wannabee” Vance
The Far-Right-Hand Man
A modern day Hermann Göring to Herr Führer Trumpty. This fascist mimic has a second-to-none desire to be like his false idol, all while he discards his oath to the Constitution as second-in-command.
Jeffrey “Burnin in Hell” Epstein
Trumpty BFF (Best Friend Forever)
Satan requested a transfer after five minutes with this excrement. With his pals he was responsible for a ton of female trauma. His skulduggery now takes the form of government cover-ups, redactions, and deceptions.
Anonymous Klansman Everywhere
Domestic terrorism in business casual
When these cretin spew “Make America Great Again”, they intentionally don’t mention which century. When these privileged demons hear the word “equality” they feel pain, then commonly cry about being victimized.
Rudy “Puny Demon” Giuliani
Disbarred & Disgraced
From champion of law and order to poster child for the hellfire. Went from Mayor to Pariah. Proof that lawyers lose more than cases; clearly lost his mind, leaks hair dye, and has no trace of any soul.
Hitler-Loving Fascists Everywhere
Reich 2.0 with improved branding
When fascism returned in full force, it ditched the uniforms and got red hats. Democracy’s arsonists are calling themselves patriots, pretending that their privilege is persecution.
Kristi “The Medusa” Noem
So hideous that anyone who looks upon her is turned into ICE
Once hailed as a rising star, Kristi “The Medusa” Noem turned ambition into stone. With a smile as polished as a serpent’s scale and loyalty sharper than her hairline halo of snakes, she slithered her way from the prairie to the pantheon of hypocrisy.
Melania “The Immigrant Trophy Wife” Trumpty
Freedom for me, border patrol for thee
The same flag that welcomed Trumpty’s third wife, waves over immigrant cages for other’s children. Melting pot for the elite, detention center for everyone else.
Nussy The Neck Coochie
Proof that sin rots from the neck down
Nussy the Neck Pussy shows us that gravity always wins, even over vanity and unadulterated fascism. Hell could not have designed irony more poetic. “Grab him by the nussy” just seems right.
The Devil Himself
Thrilled to see this world becoming hell
Prophets warned us about Satan, but it turns out he was just the understudy. Hell is the punishment for grave sinners. Here on Earth, we elect them. At least we now know who is the worst being in the universe.
Magic Uninjured Ear
Modern Day Miracle or Something More?
In a cult that spews bulk deception and hypocrisy by the minute, isn’t the absence of their typical cries of “fake news” and “crisis actors” interesting? Not wanting the truth, instead wanting theater that feeds into their narrative.
Satire That Sparks Thought and Change
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