Holiday 2025 Ad #1

MAGA also means Molesting Adolescent Girls Allowed

Power hides in plain sight and corruption frequently hides behind bullshit slogans.

This provocative design exposes the hypocrisy of the so-called “christians” who will go to any length to protect their Nazi fascist Führer. We all know the rules change when power and privilege are at stake.

Inspired by the ongoing revelations surrounding abuse, complicity, and the silence that protects the pedophiles known within the Epstein files, this cartoon does not whisper – it unsympathetically roars.

Let this image speak truth to power and make the uncomfortable visible. Whether it is on a sweatshirt, t-shirt, mug, or either of our rocks or shot glasses, this piece challenges the culture of denial and double standards that fuels abuse.

Hellfire awaits these abusers.

GOP also stands for Guardians of Pedophiles

Here we have the group of super villains henceforth known as the Guardians of Pedophiles. They are working hard to make certain the Epstein files and all references to Herr Führer Trumpty (soiled cape and all) are covered up.

• Kash “Keystone Cop” Patel
  • Chief Doofus, Guardians of Pedophiles
• Pam “Pedo Protector” Bondi
  • Lead Envoy, Guardians of Pedophiles
• Mike “The Rat” Johnson
  • Squeaker of the House & Pedo Guardian
• JD “The Wannabee” Vance
  • The Far-Right-Hand Man
• Jeffrey “Burnin in Hell” Epstein
  • Trumpty BFF (Best Friend Forever)

This is a perfect illustration for those who enjoy political satire and want to make a statement. We also have the Guardians of Predators for those that would like to have more innuendo in their political statements.

DOJ also stands for Destroyers of Justice

Here we have the group of super villains forever to be known as the Destroyers of Justice. They are working hard to establish fascism, racism, nazism, christian nationalism, and white supremacy everywhere Herr Führer Trumpty’s soiled bedsheet cape will take them.

• Kash “Keystone Cop” Patel
  • Chief Doofus, Destroyer of Justice & Guardian of Pedophiles
• Pam “Pedo Protector” Bondi
  • Destroyer of Justice & Guardian of Pedophiles
• Hitler-Loving Fascists Everywhere
  • Reich 2.0 with improved branding
• Anonymous Klansman Everywhere
  • Domestic terrorism in business casual
• Mike “The Rat” Johnson
  • Squeaker of the House, Destroyer of Justice & Pedo Guardian
• Kristi “The Medusa” Noem
  • Head of Homeland Insecurity & ICE-cold puppy killer (R.I.P. Cricket) & Destroyer of Justice
• JD “The Wannabee” Vance
  • The Far-Right-Hand Man, Guardian of Pedophiles, and Destroyer of Justice

This is a perfect illustration for those who enjoy political satire and want to make a statement about the ongoing destruction of the U.S. Constitution and the freedoms that the country was founded on.

GOP also stands for Guardians of Predators

Here we have the group of super villains also known as the Guardians of Predators (more innuendo-ish than saying “pedophile” but we all know what’s what) doing their best to make sure that the Epstein files and all references to Herr Führer Trumpty (soiled cape and all) never see the light of day.

• Kash “Keystone Cop” Patel
  • Chief Doofus, Guardians of Pedophiles
• Pam “Pedo Protector” Bondi
  • Lead Envoy, Guardians of Pedophiles
• Mike “The Rat” Johnson
  • Squeaker of the House & Pedo Guardian
• JD “The Wannabee” Vance
  • The Far-Right-Hand Man
• Jeffrey “Burnin in Hell” Epstein
  • Trumpty BFF (Best Friend Forever)

This is another great illustration (not as awesome of the Guardians of Pedophiles, but still spot on) for those who enjoy political satire and are looking to make a serious statement.

Titan of the Ring vs The Cankle King

In one corner we have Titan of the Ring – the masked, muscle-bound, most beloved fan favorite champion of all time. In the other corner, we have the waddling, bloated fascist embodiment of corruption, chaos, and cowardice that is commonly known as The Cankle King.

One fights for freedom while the other just fights gravity.

Whether you are sipping morning coffee from your Cankle King Accent Coffee Mug, wearing your Cankle Champion T-shirt, or toasting to truth using a Rocks Glass or Shot Glass, you are part of the resistance that knows how hell awaits the tyrants.

Altar of Trumpty

When blind devotion meets burning democracy.

In “Altar of Trumpty”, the mindless and immoral cult faithful gather in a fiery hellscape of their own making. Some of their tiki torches raised, MAGA flags fluttering, but their eyes locked on their rotund orange demon idol perched atop the altar they built for him. Around them are the shattered remains of liberty itself: a toppled Statue of Liberty that represents the freedom they claim to defend.

This darkly comic scene turns worship into a reminder of how easily faith in one man can consume a nation’s ideals.

This image is ready to be worn, sipped from, and shared with others. Whether on a t-shirt, sweatshirt, mug, shot glass, or rocks glass this piece from the TrumptyVerse lets you proudly show your resistance and sense of disgust.

Escalator to Hell

In “Escalator to Hell,” our bloated misogynistic fascist discovers that even the machinery of the United Nations refuses to cooperate. The moment the escalator stops, the correct path for this demon becomes obvious as the Devil along with Jeffrey Epstein eagerly await with a welcome sign and knowing smirks.

Caught between the mechanical failure and his accusation of “triple sabotage“, we all clearly see the path of descent that he has always earned.

Here hubris meets poetic justice. The traffic sign in the center shows us all that he was going the wrong way, which should surprise no one.

Whether printed on a t-shirt, sweatshirt, mug, rocks glass, or shot glass, “Escalator to Hell” is your daily reminder that gravity (moral or otherwise) is a downward force to be reckoned with.

“Nussy” is part of the TrumptyVerse

Sometimes history writes its own punchline.

“Meet Nussy” revisits one of the strangest modern media spectacles – a Time magazine cover so unintentionally revealing that even its subject (Herr Führer Trumpty) couldn’t handle the reflection. What began as a low-angle glamour shot quickly spiraled into a full-blown meltdown over lighting, hair, and a “tiny floating crown.” The internet, of course, did what it does best: it named the moment, and the legend of “Nussy” was born.

This cartoon captures the vanity, the outrage, and the unintentional comedy of the moment – the would-be fascist, racist monarch raging against his own true reflection. It is a tribute to the digital age’s favorite sport: watching power trip over its own ego.

Available on hoodies, t-shirts, and mugs.
Wear it. Sip from it. Clearly oppose fascism.