TrumptyFlakes

🥣 TrumptyFlakes — Part of a Fully Unbalanced Breakfast

If DenialFlakes is the frosty delusion of the followers, TrumptyFlakes is the fire-breathing chaos of the leader himself — served piping hot with a heaping scoop of authoritarian leftovers.

This is the cereal for anyone who ever watched American democracy teeter and thought,
“Wow, that looks like breakfast!”

On the front of the box you’ll find a brutally honest portrait of the toxic stew that built the modern MAGA cult: the symbols of hatred, the monsters of history, the modern-day fellow travelers, and the billionaire predators who always seemed to land on the guest list — all bobbing in a bowl of cold, sour milk like warning signs you can actually pour.

Standing beside the bowl is Trumpty Dumpty, the orange MAGA-topped gremlin himself, foam at the mouth, tiki torch in hand, rabid grin blazing like a broken nightlight.